Monday, June 12, 2006

Gateway to the West

WENTZVILLE, MISSOURI: The westward march continued today as I rolled into Indianapolis at quarter 'til noon. I walked around the downtown in search of a suitable place to view the World Cup soccer match, and finally settled on a Champps sports bar. Big TV's and generous portions had drawn many other fans to the bar, and it was pretty packed until we started losing. I was hoping a "U-S-A, U-S-A" chant might break out, but there was little cause for adulation as the Czechs beat the Americans 3-0. Still, I was still glad I had stopped, because I got the chance to walk around downtown Indianapolis. It's a nice business district they have, and the state house and War Memorial were the sort of nice civic sculpture one expects to find in a state capital. It was like I had imagined a pleasant seat of business and government for a state, and there it was. There were even a few bums thrown in for verisimilitude, but not so many as to be tacky.

After that, it was back on to the highway. I thought that my long lunch of soccer and a patty melt would have put me behind schedule, but as I crossed the Illinois state line, I found that the time zone shift had granted me an extra hour. This left time to visit Vandalia, the historic end point of the National Road and the former state capital of Illinois. Vandalia is still banking on the fact that it used to be the capital, and sure enough the building is still there. The rest of the downtown is sort of run-down and sketchy, so I just drove in a big circle and got back on the highway. I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't there.

This brief detour behind me, I drove to the Gateway to the West, St. Louis. The highway merged with two or three others and deposited me at a government parking garage near the Gateway Arch. I parked, and went to take in this best-known symbol of Missouri. And, wow, is it big. I mean, you see pictures, and it's even on the Missouri state quarter, but when standing there, it's quite impressive. I had to walk across the street to get a picture.

I tried to find I-70 west again, inadvertantly re-crossing the Mississippi a couple more times. Eventually I sorted it out, and stopped at the first hotel with the wireless. So, here we are. Stay tuned: I hope to find the world's largest something or other pretty soon.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

How can you visit St. Louis without seeing Scott Rolen?

Julia said...

Seems like the Midwest is chock full of variations on "World's Largest [something to do with farm products]." If you see a potato that looks like William Howard Taft or anything cool like that, be sure to document it.

Jen M.C. said...

1. Nice use of the word verisimilitude... you are indeed a true son of the marble halls
2. Are you planning on going through the Dakotas? I really want you to go by Mt. Rushmore... mostly because I really want to go to Mt. Rushmore but cannot as I'm just a working girl unable to take a cool-ass summer vacation.

Kyle said...

Rushmore is definitely a planned stop. I'm out to see America, and nothing is more uniquely American than carving bag-ass pictures of Presidents on a mountain. Take that, Eiffel Tower!

Kyle said...

As for the Scott Rolen comment, I wholeheartedly agree. Unfortunately, the Cardinals did not play Monday and are on the road in Pittsburgh on Tuesday. I would've settled for the Royals, but they're out of town, too.

Anonymous said...

My grandmother was from Deadwood, SD. Maybe you can play slots with Kevin Costner. What a douche. Oh, and you missed my background investigation. I had to get someone else. Also, did you get a chance to "roll'em up" in East St. Louis?

Anonymous said...

If you go through Deadwood, give a wave to Wild Bill's grave for me.